5 definitions by KLaw00

HaphJustice

Hates being touched but loves fucking other people.

I met this chick named April who had a great ass but I'm HaphJustice so even though I tapped that ass she tried to touch my ass so I threw her cat at her genitalia and then she shook on the ground screaming, "I have AvioFelinoPhalloEurotophobia! You fucking asshole!"

by KLaw00 January 18, 2019

Aaron

A dick who doesn't have a dick. Who can also be defined as a dickkoozie

Aaron is such an Aaron that he is such a dickkoozie.

by KLaw00 January 18, 2019

AvioFelinoPhalloEurotophobia

Fear of cats flying towards your genitalia.

I went to fucking Dave's house and he has a fucking cat who flies at people's genitalia, and before all of this shit, I told Dave that I have AvioFelinoPhalloEurotophobia. What a fucking asshole.

by KLaw00 January 18, 2019

Shitadinner

It's like supper but better.

That was a shitadinner, right guys?

by KLaw00 January 18, 2019

DickKoozie

a woman who is such a fucking whore that her pussy is a koozie.

My grandmama fucked 15 guys in one night what a fucking DickKoozie!!!!!

by KLaw00 January 18, 2019