Dick Buttons

Similar to a Pearl Necklace except the semen drips down the front of the shirt

Sally: Johnny was trying to give me a Pearl Necklace but missed and gave me Dick Buttons instead….

Dick Buttons by Albee100 February 1, 2025

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getting buggered in central park by a gang of black dudes who never watch figure skating,

I was smoking a joint with my figure skating friend Dean walking thru a park in NYC, when all of a sudden we were Dick Buttoned by a bunch of guys hiding in the bushes!

dick buttoned by happylovingcouple January 7, 2014

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button dick energy

Button dick energy is opposite of big dick energy. It’s synonymous with short man syndrome when one tries to appear tall and they’re not.

That racist statement he made is Button Dick Energy, it makes him small.

button dick energy by King Yamayama February 15, 2023

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button dick

A word coined on the ShockTalk Internet Radio podcast where a guy has a penis that is so small that when not erect it looks like a button. Great word for penis humiliation!

Hey there sweetie, I just love your little button dick. Would you like me to give it a little tug?

button dick by Karin King December 29, 2007

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Benjamin Button dick

An affliction of the male genitalia that causes your penis to shrink with age.

Damn, Daniel sure has a Benjamin Button dick, doesn't he?

PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.

Benjamin Button dick by Lunda Boi April 4, 2018

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Benjamin Button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

City Center21: My Dick just got hard

MagicalCherry: Must Be a first

Me: He Is suffering from Benjamin Button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016

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benjamin button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick

benjamin button's dick by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016

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