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diaperwad 

A "surprise" pulled out of a diaper by the kid ( or adult) who is wearing it and either smudged on the wall or handed to the responsible adult on scene.
I was babysitting Stan's son last night, and while I was watching football that dumbass kid threw his diaperwad right at my face. So I threw one back at him.
diaperwad by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008
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Diaperhead 

An Arab/Muslim with a turban.
Ron: You think he's got a bomb under
that thing?

Hank: Damn diaperheads bombing our country.
Diaperhead by joseee93 October 8, 2008

Diapercondriac 

A parent that thinks their baby's diaper is always full, even when there is no reason to believe so.
Parent 1: Why dont you check baby's diaper.
Parent 2: We just did 15 minutes ago, you're a diapercondriac.
Diapercondriac by 2 Daves August 27, 2013

diaperhood 

Meaning: The period of early infancy when a baby wears diapers; babyhood.
"The photograph album documented every stage of the child's life, from diaperhood to her first day of school."
diaperhood by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025