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Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.
"Danism is considerably the greatest religion that exists!" exclaimed Al Gore.
Danism by 404 Name Not Found March 21, 2019
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A deadly discord cult that will ruin your life
*starts rapping about the illegitimacy of Israel*
dianism moment
(1) The theory that blood cells have two origins, from the lymphatic system and from the bone marrow.

(2) The view in psychology that the mind and body function separately, without interchange.

(3) The belief in the existence of two entities (as one good and one evil); ditheism; bitheism
(1) The scientific theory of dualism helps explains a lot, biochemically.

(2) The hypothesis of dualism provides a good insight, psychologically.
(3) I believe in dualism, for two opposite forces, one male and evil and the other good and female, or vice versa, makes a lot of sense and helps explain the neutrality of our universe.
dualism by Supermanprime666 February 4, 2013
The belief that you are a God. Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.

Danist practice the art of self pleasure.

Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!

Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.

Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.

In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.
"She was worried about the size of his manhood until she found Danism."
Danism by The All Powerful Dan January 31, 2021
words, phrases/quotes used by dean winchester from the tv show supernatural
I can't stop using deanisms like "you're a walking encyclopedia of weirdness"
deanism by mia_isobelle September 27, 2008
danism= a form of religion,you belive what you want to belive,when you want to belive it,regardless of ridicule.
for example,one day,if you win the lottery,hook up with a supermodel,get a promotion at work,and buy a new car at almost nothing,you can belive there is a god.the next day you could lose all the money you won in the lottery because of the insurance price of the car,that you tottalled on the way to your newly promoted job that,after you totalled your car,got fired from because you were late the day your car was tottalled,also your supermodel girlfriend will break up with you saying she only liked the car you drove,you could belive there is no god,just like that. that is danism.
see above for the definition of danism
Danism by SadistCharm March 9, 2010