Dialexic

Dyslexia when dialling or texting on cellphone.

Random misspelling, wrong numbers, wrong recipients for texts - all are symptoms of being dialexic.

You are obviously dialexic because you sent that text to me by mistake.

by MrsMeat February 20, 2012

dislexicon

A dictionary of misused Language.

The rapper was stuck for a rhyme so he opened up his Dislexicon.

by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

Dilexic

Ali qureshis way of saying dyslexic

Why are you being dilexic

by Haboosh July 5, 2022

dislexic shocker

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink

Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker

by pef June 11, 2006

dislexic

The way people with dyslexia spell "dyslexic"

"I kant spel im dislexic"

by GarnetOakley January 8, 2008

Dilexic

Charlie’s word not knowing English

Your not even dilexic

by Gstqr123448 June 9, 2020

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.

by Gene Sins January 14, 2007