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Charlie’s word not knowing English
Your not even dilexic
Dilexic by Gstqr123448 June 9, 2020
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Charlie not knowing how to do English
He is a dilexic
Dilexic by Gstqr123448 June 9, 2020

dislexicon 

A dictionary of misused Language.
The rapper was stuck for a rhyme so he opened up his Dislexicon.
dislexicon by Neil Owen May 3, 2006
(n) A disease common to youth under going an intense amount of stress. Symptoms include looking lost, confused, or anxious in over populated areas (classrooms, concerts, large cities, theatres...) Lack of sleep, insomnia, and nightmares.

To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.
"Steve is looking quite anxious and lost while walking down the street."

"thats because he has Dilexia"

"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"
Dilexia by Michelle Klingler October 15, 2007
Dyslexia when dialling or texting on cellphone.

Random misspelling, wrong numbers, wrong recipients for texts - all are symptoms of being dialexic.
You are obviously dialexic because you sent that text to me by mistake.
Dialexic by MrsMeat February 20, 2012

dislexic shocker 

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink
Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker
dislexic shocker by pef June 11, 2006
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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