(n) A disease common to youth under going an intense amount of stress. Symptoms include looking lost, confused, or anxious in over populated areas (classrooms, concerts, large cities, theatres...) Lack of sleep, insomnia, and nightmares.

To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.

"Steve is looking quite anxious and lost while walking down the street."

"thats because he has Dilexia"

"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"

Dilexia by Michelle Klingler October 15, 2007

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Dialexic

Dyslexia when dialling or texting on cellphone.

Random misspelling, wrong numbers, wrong recipients for texts - all are symptoms of being dialexic.

You are obviously dialexic because you sent that text to me by mistake.

Dialexic by MrsMeat February 20, 2012

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dislexic shocker

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink

Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker

dislexic shocker by pef June 11, 2006

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