Dialectric 

A spastic that is always getting stoned

Jimmy is dialectric

Dialectric by Hshwjsjsba ah July 2, 2022

dialectical materialism

The Marxian interpretation of reality that views matter as the sole subject of change and all change as the product of a constant conflict between opposites arising from the internal contradictions inherent in all events, ideas, and movements.

The dialectic materialism between Bob and Alice, as manifested in their respective adherence to quintessential gender roles, became indisputably resolved as Bob skeeted all up on her face.

dialectical materialism by tenova June 27, 2004

new dialectic 

the new (and current) reality which consciously (and unconsciously) dominates our language, thoughts and reasons for being in this post-modern, 21st century, third millennium world.

new dialectic in washington, d.c. : politics is show business for ugly people.
new dialectic in hollywood : show business is politics for beautiful people.

new dialectic by Virgin Suicides June 18, 2017

Dialectic

The kind of logic that reasons from commonly accepted opinions to probable conclusions. It is distinguished from Analytic, which reasons from true and primary premises.

Dialectic is the generic name of the logic that governs the Socratic Method.

Dialectic by Suhcnele February 23, 2011

diametrically 

Complete opposites. At opposite ends of the spectrum. Often used with the word opposed.

Her political views are diametrically opposite of his so don't even mention the elections or you will have a fight on your hands.

diametrically by thatshit December 17, 2013

dialectist 

n. & adj.

One who believes that a particular dialect is superior to others.

dialectism di'a-lec''ti'sm n.

Some Britons have a dialectist attitude in that they believe American English is a harsh-sounding English dialect, claiming that it is a greatly mutilated form of British English.

dialectist by Miguel88 May 2, 2007

dyslectric

like dyslexic, but instead of a reading problem, it refers to someone who has problems with computers. Or with technology in general.

I'd get a webcam but i'm so dyslectric I probably couldn't get it to work.

dyslectric by jammboy April 14, 2009