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Dysleftic 

The condition of a person who cannot tell left from right
"It took us an extra hour to get here because Sue is dysleftic and can't read directions."
Dysleftic by Micotomy July 29, 2012

Dyslexthick 

A cross between dyslexia and general stupidity. Even if the words didn't dance around the page for you, you would still be a moron.
"George is dyslexthick. Even if he has a writer in the exam he still wont know any of the answers."
Dyslexthick by Wyatt Quank November 1, 2016

Dislectic 

How fucking dyslexic retards spell dyslexic
Luke: im dislectic
Benjamaiiiin: (fucking dyslexic)
Dislectic by THICC boi bob September 24, 2021

Dialectric 

A spastic that is always getting stoned
Jimmy is dialectric
Dialectric by Hshwjsjsba ah July 2, 2022

Dyslectifation 

‘The dyslectifation was due to happen the next day

‘I will dyslectifate you’

‘He had been dyslectifated’
Dyslectifation by Leothelinguist December 7, 2023

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026