Dexted

Drunk texted. When you receive such a fucked up text, you KNOW it came from a drunk dialer.

Haha, no way! I just saw her out at the dive bar. You've been dexted yo.

by IvanaCock June 14, 2011

Dexterbate

Pleasuring oneself to the mindblowing awesomeness that is Showtime's Dexter.

The roommates and I sat around and dexterbated for a couple episodes. It got real messy.

by Morgan Dexter September 27, 2010

dexed

adj. A person under the influence of dex, aka dextromethorphan.

Man, I was so dexed last night.

by alabaster December 14, 2004

Mr. Dexter

When a creepy teacher is a pedophile.

Dude did you here about that teacher who looked down that girls shirt?

Yea dude he's a total Mr. Dexter.

by somuchsweggerdood August 31, 2017

Dexter's Laboratory

(DEX-ters la-BOR-a-tor-y) One of few shows (including Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, I Am Weasel, Cow & Chicken) broadcast on Cartoon Network that has been ranked as: the shit.

I just watched Dexter's Laboratory. It was the shit.

by PaulJoe July 4, 2011

dexters lab

the best show on cartoon network, but too bad it got canceled. It was about a bot genious and his hillarious escapades

most famous quote from dexters lab:
DEEDEE! Get out of by laboratory!

by lyled33 April 17, 2007

Ah Dexter

Abbreviation used by "Rock star" Famous Dex in the start of almost all his songs and or features.

"What's my real name?
Okay wait, Ah Dexter!"
-Don't Trip

by TØTES July 21, 2017