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Advanced Micro Devices 

Corporation. Founded in 1979 by disenchanted fairchild semiconductor eployees. Now commands over 20% of the CPU market.

Intel's archrival
Advanced Micro Devices was the first to release dual-core processors to the general public.
Advanced Micro Devices by M0T0RH3D November 27, 2006

The Infernal Devices 

The Infernal Devices is the prequel series to The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare. It was the second published series in The Shadowhunter Chronicles, but is the first story chronologically.
Tessa, Will and Jem are in a Lovetriangle
Shortcut: TID
The Infernal Devices by Carlalena January 30, 2015

floatation devices 

One of many countless slang terms for a woman's breasts, particularly large perky breasts.
*At the annual college swimming championship competition*

Chuck: Damn Sean, did you see that Erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? She just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! I wonder how the hell she does it.
Sean: Lotsa practice obviously. Like the other swimmers. But one could assume that it's in part due to those damn fine floatation devices she got on her! *points and ogles at Erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience*
Chuck: Amen, brother! I sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! Giggidy giggidy!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
floatation devices by Mark H April 24, 2005

Cool Devices 

Cool Devices is a Hentai series released in the early-90´s featuring different artists and directors of the genre.
Each episode displayed distinctive art and directing styles resulting in varying levels of graphic content i.e. no actual images of genitals to penetration shots from WITHIN the vagina(amongst other cavities)as well as having a wide range of sexual acts, fantasies, fetishes etc. depicted.
Known amongst Otakus for its distinctive content and unusually high animation quality on some of its episodes.
"Cool devices IS pretty nasty"- my thoughts half-way through the Hentai

devonesque 

1. Main Entry: Dev•on•esque

2. Pronunciation: d v n-ĕsk’

3. Adjective: 1. Shy at times. Not knowing anyone at the new school, Barbra stood off to the side shyly.2. Outgoing. The new girl made new friends on her first day of school due to her outgoing personality .3. Friendly. Seeing a person sitting alone, Frank went up to him with a friendly smile to say hello. 4. Caring. Knowing her friend was upset, Carol cared enough to be at her friends side all day and all night. 5. Sarcastic. She is known for her witty remarks retorted under her breath.


4. Etymology: from the English language, derived from the city in England noted for its beautiful land.

5. Synonyms: ambitious, caring, courageous, determined, humorous, loving, outgoing, trustworthy, sarcastic, shy, and vibrant.


6. Antonyms: Absurd, cold, formidable, hateful, intense, mystical, quiet, senseless.

The way you move and the way you act is very devonesque
devonesque by Devon1991 March 2, 2009

Devicestation 

1. The intentional transfer of human consciousness to a virtual reality caused by reliance on personal electronic devices (PED).

2. The ensuing sense of paranoia, panic and loneliness when PEDs are disconnected for any reason or any length of time from a viable network.

3. The overwhelming depression experienced when one of any number of PEDs is lost, stolen, broken, destroyed or discarded.
The new electronic generation often experiences chronic devicestation.
Devicestation by CFU June 4, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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