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Lonely white male who spends all night playing World of War Craft instead of getting laid. Also known as a chronic masterbator.
Bob: U gonna hit the bar with us tonite, dude?

Dick: No. I think I'll stay home and play some W.O.W. I gotta level up!

Bob: Stop acting like a devinte and let's go get some poon!
devinte by B.Diddy August 4, 2007
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Awesome guy who has a big ass shlong. sometimes timid when he first sees people but when you get to know him he’s the best person ever. he gets played by girls a lot prolly cuz it’s a black guy name.
friend : where you going
other friend : going to hangout w Devinte. he’s an awesome dude to hang out with
friend : oh shit lemme come
Devinte by Jeffery B. November 4, 2019
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Josh Devine 

The sexy ass drummer of One Direction. Also part Ninja/Spiderman
.... Why would Josh Devine need an example???? He Josh freaking Devine?
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deviated septum 

Disorder of the nose involving displacement of the nasal septum. A condition in which the cartilage that divide the nasal cavity in half is off center or crooked!
My aunt has a deviated septum
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Devinder 

Famous Indian/Punjabi Celebrity, He is very strong , clever and has the charms to pull any girl he wants or dreams off. He is normally regarded as the Notorious Devinder Or Notorious D for short in comparison to the Notorious Biggie and his skills. he is no typically Indian and his english is almost fluent. He is also really intelligence and has the strength to pick up a bus with just his little finger.
WOWW did you see that , he did a Devinder
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Being excluded or excommunicated from bro activity
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Devited by Ty dollars February 17, 2015

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.
Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
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