Definitions by B.Diddy
LAI
One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.
Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.
(Dont LAI that shit)
Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.
(Dont LAI that shit)
example 1
Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?
Bill: Why, what did he do?
Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.
Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!
example 2
Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?
Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.
Tom: What the fuck was he doing?
Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.
Tom: What a fucking LAI!
Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?
Bill: Why, what did he do?
Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.
Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!
example 2
Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?
Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.
Tom: What the fuck was he doing?
Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.
Tom: What a fucking LAI!
LAI
One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.
Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.
(Dont LAI that shit)
Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.
(Dont LAI that shit)
example 1
Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?
Bill: Why, what did he do?
Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.
Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!
example 2
Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?
Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.
Tom: What the fuck was he doing?
Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.
Tom: What a fucking LAI!
Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?
Bill: Why, what did he do?
Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.
Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!
example 2
Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?
Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.
Tom: What the fuck was he doing?
Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.
Tom: What a fucking LAI!
devinte
Lonely white male who spends all night playing World of War Craft instead of getting laid. Also known as a chronic masterbator.
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Fo'Teen
An exclamation you yell at a girl when you think she is purposely dressing much older than she really is. It's a warning signal to other guys who may be foolish enough to try to tap that ass. Also known as jail bait.