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Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you. 

To love someone like a dog and have the will to commit to love them forever no matter what. Even if they gave you hell and treated you as if they were the Devil.
“it’s ok you treated me so horribly. Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.”

Devil Dick 

An exceptionally amazing dick that happens to be attached to the daddiest of all daddy’s, who knows his dick is so good, it fixes any attitude problems and makes you be faithful when y’all not even together.
Your devil dick is going to ruin my life.
Devil Dick by BenDover8008135 August 11, 2019

Devil Dick 

N. usually in reference to a 'fuckboy'

-A penis SO FUCKING ENCHANTED it is capable of putting one under a spell much like the devil himself. A penis so MAGNIFICENT that it will drive you to the point of absurdity just to obtain it. Proceed with caution.
(11:30p.m.)
'Hey stranger, wyd'
'I'm out w my girls'
'I can't get you out of my head..I wanna see you'
'BE GONE DEVIL DICK'
Devil Dick by Asking for a friend October 12, 2016

devil doc 

United States Navy enlisted Hospital Corpsman, (HM), who has volunteered to serve with the United States Marine Corps. This does not include the BAS Corpsmen or those who staff base clinics or hospitals. This term of endearment is reserved exclusively for corpsmen who actually cammie up and hump a ruck.

"HM3 Chiarini of 1st Battalion 2nd Marines, 2nd Marine Division was awarded the Silver Star after making 4 trips across a hundred meter, bullet swept battlefield to retrieve his wounded Marines. Oorah, devil doc."
devil doc by red_sleeves January 11, 2008

the devil doesn’t bargain 

a phrase that means never get back together with your ex

the devil doesn’t bargain

your ex will only break your heart again
Jenna: i wanna get back together with ryan
Jenna friend: no don’t do it, remember the devil doesn’t bargain, it will only be bad again

Devil dick 

David truly has devil dick