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DeSantis 

The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.

1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.
Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.
DeSantis by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023
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DESANTIS 

Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)

Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.
My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"

Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"
DESANTIS by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021

DeSantis curious 

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.
I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.

Joseph Desaulniers 

the hunter in identity v that literally has no rights because of how attractive they made him and i know that his looks were made to be like that intentionally. the devs clearly have a favorite.
Man A: You know, I hope we don't get Joseph Desaulniers as the hunter for this round.
Man B: Yeah, me too. He's so strong. It's gonna be a hard match if we got em.
Joseph: i'm boutta ruin this whole man's career.
Joseph Desaulniers by servynx September 9, 2019
From Spanish, normally used in Dominican Republic. name of someone who does what he wants when he wants. or someone who does not do what others say. a rebel.
enghe yelled at me and escaped the house, he is a desacatao..
esp él me gritó y escapó de la casa, él es un desacatao.
desacatao by Madie_v93 May 21, 2016
An abbreviated Australian word for a water desalinationplant, now in common usage in the Australian lingo and media.
The Desal plants in Australia are all grossly over-budget and now redundant due to the recent heavy rain.
Desal by uncle walter esquire November 21, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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