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deucesome 

When Deuce my boy, Has Sex with his female girlfriend (and Or) male friend
Deuce had a deucesome with his girl
deucesome by DeuceMyBoy October 11, 2022

Deucecovery

The act of walking into a bathroom to discovery someone has left behind a deuce in the bowl.
John walked into the cubicle and was disgusted by the deucecovery he made in there.
Deucecovery by Pattrice October 4, 2011

ducksome 

Having sexual intercourse with 2 or more "Terribly Ugly Females".
Anthony: Did I tell you guys I had a 3 some last night?

Fonzzy: You mean a ducksome with those two ugly chicks?

Anthony: Fuck you Fonzzy
ducksome by Bogingles November 20, 2013

Deucester 

Slang term for shit, Or a person who you think looks/smells like shit.
I'm going to beat the deucester out of that kid.

That kid smells like deucester.

Hold up a minute, I have to go take a deucester
Deucester by Lirius December 5, 2003

DeuceTime 

FaceTiming someone while you're dropping a deuce
To DeuceTime, or not to DeuceTime,

That is the questino.
DeuceTime by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

Dudesome 

a threesome that consists of all dudes
That guy is fucking two other guys. They're having a dudesome.
Dudesome by Tony Tornado January 23, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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