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greg doucette

Some one who has beaten a world record in powerlifting. Can also be the author of a cookbook.
Did you see John bench 550 at Nationals? He pulled a Greg Doucette for sure!
greg doucette by tiawc December 1, 2020

clarice doucette 

Shittyest teacher known to mankind. She claims she’s a doctor but she’s full of shit. She fucks peoples grades over on purpose and cry’s when people make fun of her hearing aids. It is physically impossible for her to teach so she just sits there and makes you repeat words. Worst Spanish and French teacher of all time. If you have a class with her transfer out immediately.
Doctor clarice doucette just cried because I made fun of her hearing aids.
clarice doucette by Mynameesjeff November 28, 2018

Doucette 

A word used to describe the act of shitting by a female.
Yo, don't go in there for about fifteen minutes. Some bitch just dropped a nasty doucette in the shitter.
Doucette by Butterfries June 24, 2008
Word of the Day on May 15, 2018

Doucette 

One of the coolest and greatest last names known to mankind the family with this last name, has just to breath and excellence and greatness flows through the air. Any know enemy of this great clan of great and famous noble men and women will and have been beaten to and inch of their lives.
Doucetteis a name associated with the best that ever will be, that is and ever was!
1. Man, That guy who kicked Johnny's ass was a real Doucette.

2. I think I should legally change my name to Doucette, which we all know is the "COOLEST NAME EVER"!
Doucette by Mightybiglegend June 25, 2008

Doucette 

Noun, often capitalized French slang for duck (waterfowl)
The President was a lame Doucette duing the final days of his term.

We roasted him like a Doucette.
Doucette by crankyboss November 15, 2010

Deucester 

Slang term for shit, Or a person who you think looks/smells like shit.
I'm going to beat the deucester out of that kid.

That kid smells like deucester.

Hold up a minute, I have to go take a deucester
Deucester by Lirius December 5, 2003
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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