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Deskjockey 

A person who has no abilities outside of there cushy office job. Often these folks have more education credentials than actual sense and wander through life on there college degrees.
That Deskjockey only looks good on paper.
Deskjockey by vtr1000 August 7, 2011
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Desk Jockey 

Someone who has a shitty job and is stuck behind a desk and a computer all day long.
Converygs is desk jockey central! Friends dont let friends work at Convergys!
Desk Jockey by Kev23 September 11, 2005

desk jockey 

US Military term (ca. 1960s-1990s) used by "line" types (fleet, aviation crew & flightline, special forces, infantry) to refer with contempt to HQ and staff (non-operations) personnel, especially bureaucratic types who push petty regulations as a way to harrass others. Also used as mildly derisive term by aviation types to refer to crewmembers temporarily removed from flying and assigned "desk" (non-flying) duties for administrative or disciplinary purposes.
What asswipe desk jockey came up with the idea of prohibiting bags (flightsuits) and cammies in the NCO Club for lunch? Guess those clerks didn't want all those grubby SOBs who work for a living spoiling the view...
desk jockey by Speedstan May 19, 2008

Dickjockey 

A dickjockey is a woman who fails at every position besides sitting on your penis.
“Yo, Ayden! I had this chick last night, she was a dickjockey, fell off the bed during doggystyle!”
Dickjockey by Failee Israelee February 19, 2019

desk jockey 

Someone whose primary means of employment involves a desk.
This can be anything from someone who is just above cubicles to a receptionist to a glorified receptionist.
This person is usually ridiculous on their own accord.
Desk jockeys are often found in the tourism industry.
The twins got jobs as desk jockeys at an RV rental place, so they explain rental contracts in both of Canada's national languages.
desk jockey by Kag May 27, 2006

Dickjockey 

A type of American woman, often found in churches, social clubs, gyms, divorce court, beauty parlors, ect. That jump from one man or sex toy to the next to keep themselves happy.
That girl at the bar talking to different men is a dickjockey
Dickjockey by Wdm84 January 9, 2021

Desk Jockey 

working at the front desk of a hotel or other business.
riding the desk like a desk jockey.....woo hoo!!!!
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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