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Desimort 

A Desi soul that is so evil, its thought to be possessed by the dark lord himself
person 1: OMG ****** is so mean she totally screwed my life over
Person 2: I know what a Desimort
******: ROAR
Desimort by voldefort October 11, 2010

Desimort 

A person so evil that its comparable to being possessed by Voldemort himself
stop kicking the little baby in the stomach, your such a desimort...
Desimort by voldymoldy October 11, 2010

defimirekyi 

When you and another person both ended up drugged and had sex with eachother.
Dude. Guess what happened to you last night!
What?
Defimirekyi.
No way was she hot?
defimirekyi by SwiggitySwooty13 November 19, 2013
The place where people who are of muslim religion go after they die. They are received there by 72 virgins wearing only pink socks.
Allah is great, if we die we shall all go to Desmir.
desmir by de$mirr December 15, 2008
Indianness - cheapness, egoistic, Indian pride, thinking where Indians are superior to others, while it's quite the contrary
Be a man; don't do desigiri
desigiri by samsam200-0 October 25, 2011

Desimilate 

The opposite of assimilate. When one desimilates, they revert back to their original culture, often many generations back in time. They regress to their people’s original culture, despite every logical conclusion leading to them more assimilated, not less. This regression, or “desimilation”, often includes relearning a previously lost language, and foregoing the luxuries that a normal assimilated person would have in their life.

For example, if a Canadian boy were to go from playing in a heavy metal band, spending $15 on coffee a day, getting free corporate hockey tickets from his dad, and eating bagels for breakfast at his sisters restaurant - to speaking a foreign language, dating immigrant women, and hanging out at the “banya” - he would have desimilated.
Wow! That boy sure has desimilated 3-5 generations.
Desimilate by Falafel123 May 27, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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