Desimacon 

The result of overcooking bacon to the point of crumbles making it almost unconsumable.

Greg forgot that he was cooking bacon and turned it into desimacon.

Desimacon by Psorens February 1, 2020

DesiCon 

This is a system that determines how many people from India live in a town or city outside of India. It is the Indian-ness of the city. I personally made this rating myself.

This is similar to the US military defence readiness condition system called the DEFCON system - with ratings from 1 (highest) through 5 (lowest). The word desi (pronounced they-see) is a collquial Hindi word used refer to people from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka who live outside of India.

DesiCon 5 - Indians are seen here and there maybe but vanish from sight pretty soon.

DesiCon 4 - Indians can be seen in certain localities and apartments and in the IT departments of corporate America

DesiCon 3 - Indians can be seen in every major low-end retail and grocery store and youngsters can be seen on the roads.

DesiCon 2 - Indians can be seen blasting Hindi music with their windows rolled down as they drive around the city

DesiCon 1 - Indian parents can be seen walking in native clothes and sandals on the roads and not necessarily on the footpath and there are Indian restaurants on every 4 blocks.

Minneapolis is a DesiCon-3 city

DesiCon by SantoshGeorge September 1, 2009

demacon 

Someone of the democratic party who is a fraud (con). For example, they may cheat in an election therefore they are Cons but Demacons

someone changed the stats on climate change
What a damn demacon

demacon by a girl who’s conservative 🙂 November 18, 2020

desimone 

She's my teacher a very annoying bastard...me and my friends all hate her

Dont trust a Desimone :)

I don't like Desimone

desimone by Android_On_Fire November 15, 2017

DemaCon 

Bad or illegal actions or plans that are designed as bait to gain support although it will not help anyone or anything

Cardi B and uncle joes interview was a complete demaCon.
Example of a DemaCon- Harris visiting a N alleged rapist-criminals family to show support for BLM

DemaCon by KeepAmericaFree September 9, 2020

DeSimone's Folly 

In the course of human events, there have been many missteps in pursuance of wealth and glory. However, none is more comical than on December 22nd, 2017 (Yen Day), when Raymond DeSimone made a bold move at the currency exchange. He exchanged five US dollars for yen certain that he would automatically make money back. In reality the value of the yen dramatically decreased soon after this transaction and this event is referred to as DeSimone’s Folly.

You haven't heard about DeSimone's Folly from 2017?

DeSimone's Folly by The_Hamburglar December 22, 2020

DESIMONED 

When you're winning a video game and your opponent commits an act that results in the system turning off without finishing.

I was winning in Ice Hockey and the game and was Desimoned when the controller flew past my face and the game reset.

DESIMONED by MrCrypes February 11, 2021