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Desimacon 

The result of overcooking bacon to the point of crumbles making it almost unconsumable.
Greg forgot that he was cooking bacon and turned it into desimacon.
Desimacon by Psorens February 1, 2020
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This is a system that determines how many people from India live in a town or city outside of India. It is the Indian-ness of the city. I personally made this rating myself.

This is similar to the US military defence readiness condition system called the DEFCON system - with ratings from 1 (highest) through 5 (lowest). The word desi (pronounced they-see) is a collquial Hindi word used refer to people from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka who live outside of India.

DesiCon 5 - Indians are seen here and there maybe but vanish from sight pretty soon.

DesiCon 4 - Indians can be seen in certain localities and apartments and in the IT departments of corporate America

DesiCon 3 - Indians can be seen in every major low-end retail and grocery store and youngsters can be seen on the roads.

DesiCon 2 - Indians can be seen blasting Hindi music with their windows rolled down as they drive around the city

DesiCon 1 - Indian parents can be seen walking in native clothes and sandals on the roads and not necessarily on the footpath and there are Indian restaurants on every 4 blocks.
Minneapolis is a DesiCon-3 city
DesiCon by SantoshGeorge September 1, 2009
Someone of the democratic party who is a fraud (con). For example, they may cheat in an election therefore they are Cons but Demacons
someone changed the stats on climate change
What a damn demacon

desimone 

She's my teacher a very annoying bastard...me and my friends all hate her

Dont trust a Desimone :)
I don't like Desimone
desimone by Android_On_Fire November 15, 2017
Bad or illegal actions or plans that are designed as bait to gain support although it will not help anyone or anything
Cardi B and uncle joes interview was a complete demaCon.
Example of a DemaCon- Harris visiting a N alleged rapist-criminals family to show support for BLM
DemaCon by KeepAmericaFree September 9, 2020

DeSimone's Folly 

In the course of human events, there have been many missteps in pursuance of wealth and glory. However, none is more comical than on December 22nd, 2017 (Yen Day), when Raymond DeSimone made a bold move at the currency exchange. He exchanged five US dollars for yen certain that he would automatically make money back. In reality the value of the yen dramatically decreased soon after this transaction and this event is referred to as DeSimone’s Folly.
You haven't heard about DeSimone's Folly from 2017?
DeSimone's Folly by The_Hamburglar December 22, 2020

DESIMONED 

When you're winning a video game and your opponent commits an act that results in the system turning off without finishing.
I was winning in Ice Hockey and the game and was Desimoned when the controller flew past my face and the game reset.
DESIMONED by MrCrypes February 11, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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