Definitions by MrCrypes

Tito'd

To overcook skirt steak to prevent edibility.

The chef Tito'd make steak and now its charcoal.

Tito'd by MrCrypes May 17, 2022

DESIMONED 

When you're winning a video game and your opponent commits an act that results in the system turning off without finishing.

I was winning in Ice Hockey and the game and was Desimoned when the controller flew past my face and the game reset.

DESIMONED by MrCrypes February 11, 2021

Fuck Job 

Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.

Rolling a 1 and a 2 in backgammon is a fuck job.

Fuck Job by MrCrypes February 11, 2021

zachonian 

To take an excessively long time in doing even the most menial tasks.

Your ability to pick food at McDonalds is Zachonian.

You took 3 minutes on your first fantasy football pick.

zachonian by MrCrypes September 2, 2018