Desperepeat (Desperate Repeat):
Verb
When, after one accidentally makes a noise which sounds
like a fart (such as shifting positions on a leather
couch), they desperately attempt to repeat the noise they
made, except more noisily to make sure that everyone hears it, in order to prove that they weren't actually farting. Can cause even more embarrassment if not executed correctly.
Mike: *drags shoe across
floor, farting sound is heard*
Everybody around Mike: *laughter*
Mike, frantic: "It was my shoe I swear!" *diligently drags foot across
floor trying to repeat sound*
Chad: Dude, quit desperepeating. You're just making yourself look more stupid.