Desperepeat (Desperate Repeat):
Verb
When, after one accidentally makes a
noise which sounds like a fart (such as shifting positions on a leather
couch), they desperately attempt to repeat the
noise they made, except more noisily to make sure that everyone hears it, in order to prove that they weren't actually farting. Can cause even more embarrassment if not executed correctly.
Mike: *drags
shoe across floor, farting sound is heard*
Everybody around Mike: *laughter*
Mike, frantic: "It was my
shoe I swear!" *diligently drags foot across floor trying to repeat sound*
Chad: Dude, quit desperepeating. You're just making yourself look more stupid.