Deseré

The definition of pure happiness and joy that is radiated to all around her no matter who and is practically a unicorn in human form. <3 <3 <3

Person 1: Did you see Deseré?
Person 2: I did. She cheered me up so much and gave me a slab of chocolate because she wanted to
Person 1: Deseré is a great person.
EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE: YESSSSSSSS

Deseré by But whai August 17, 2019

Desere 

Desere is a sweet and charming girl. She knows what's right and how to take the best action for it. She is a girlboss, she is a queen, but most of all she is a great friend and there is no other like her.

"Isn't she so sweet? She reminds me of a Desere."

Desere by A.loving.friend November 21, 2023

joy despret 

she's a meddling pest infestation of the walls, yes she is, that's not very happening. she and her other joys desprets are not very stunning. she's arrived.

"oh my goodness me joy despret is stealing from the fridge, how very dare she"

joy despret by stunningpancakes_ July 17, 2020

Desire Sensor 

A gamer superstition. The Desire Sensor detects what rare item, or event you are farming for, and prevents the game from giving it to you. Only when you forget about it, or no longer need it will the item drop, or event happen.

"Holy shit the Godsword Dropped! I remember running this dungeon for months, and I never got this damn thing. Of course now its worthless. Friggin Desire Sensor, why do you tease me so."
-MMO player's lament

Desire Sensor by Fatalfencer January 18, 2012

desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020

Higher is my Desire 

🔥When you just want to get HIGHER than the LEVEL your on at the moment.

🔥 HIGHER is my DESIRE when I toke on CANNABIS.
🔥 HIGHER is my DESIRE.. I will own this place one day
🔥 HIGHER is my DESIRE.. Next Level Shit!

Higher is my Desire by ClassicRonnie September 23, 2019

Deerek 

Dereek is undeniably a skid (looks well said). His mannerisms and language are often cooked, exaggerated, and quite unreal. He is obsessed with all things ketchup and poutine-related and can often be seen downing copious amounts of both, much to the amusement of his fellow CC members. However, it is clear that Dereek is not the alpha of his group as his cousin, Icy, can out-drink him effortlessly and is often the first to reach for a smoke. In terms of physical strength, Icy also surpasses Dereek as he is able to lift more weights at the gym, and even managed to beat him in the wilderness in a 1v1 battle. Though Dereek's skid tendencies are evident in most Runescape players, his inability to outshine his cousin Icy will be spoken about for years to come.

Deerek 'You are the king of drinking'
Icy 'Well said'

Deerek by Sparc Mac Community May 23, 2023