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Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .
I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !

Desideria 

Desideria is lovely, kind, and extraordinary hot. She’s the funniest person in the entire universe and being able to meet a Desideria is very rare, so if you have met one, you are lucky. Besides all that, Desideria is amazing in bed, intelligent and beautiful.

She is just a miracle.
Yo, I can’t believe it, I have just met a Desideria today, and she is fucking amazing.
Desideria by got2betwistet April 27, 2021
To make something deader, you must first kill it, then kill it a second time (and maybe a third time, just to be on the safe side)
I killed Shmouze, and to make sure he didn't come back as a zombie, I made him deader.
deader by CartlidgeIsGay December 30, 2008

Desideria 

Desideria means wish in Italian .
Girls named Desideria are beautiful , attractive, sweet and very crazy but at the same time are jealous , insecure and sensible .

Even when they're mad at you , they will always love u , so keep them tight.

They perfectly know how to make you suffer , but at the end they suffer too.
Aaron -" She's sweetest than a chocolate cake "

-"obviously she's a Desideria "
Desideria by TGWTRB February 5, 2018

deadernshit 

Something so dead it could literally be a pile of dung extract.
*Horse falls over dead* The owner walks up to it and says, “welp, my horse is deadernshit.”
deadernshit by Boots7 November 4, 2020

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes 

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.