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Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .
I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !

Desideria 

Desideria is lovely, kind, and extraordinary hot. She’s the funniest person in the entire universe and being able to meet a Desideria is very rare, so if you have met one, you are lucky. Besides all that, Desideria is amazing in bed, intelligent and beautiful.

She is just a miracle.
Yo, I can’t believe it, I have just met a Desideria today, and she is fucking amazing.
Desideria by got2betwistet April 27, 2021
To make something deader, you must first kill it, then kill it a second time (and maybe a third time, just to be on the safe side)
I killed Shmouze, and to make sure he didn't come back as a zombie, I made him deader.
deader by CartlidgeIsGay December 30, 2008

Desideria 

Desideria means wish in Italian .
Girls named Desideria are beautiful , attractive, sweet and very crazy but at the same time are jealous , insecure and sensible .

Even when they're mad at you , they will always love u , so keep them tight.

They perfectly know how to make you suffer , but at the end they suffer too.
Aaron -" She's sweetest than a chocolate cake "

-"obviously she's a Desideria "
Desideria by TGWTRB February 5, 2018

deadernshit 

Something so dead it could literally be a pile of dung extract.
*Horse falls over dead* The owner walks up to it and says, “welp, my horse is deadernshit.”
deadernshit by Boots7 November 4, 2020

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes 

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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