Derum 

To talk shite on a forum, pretending you know something clever.

Oh look here comes derum to make something up.

Derum by Oldgite January 5, 2022

Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}

1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.

Dermal Incineration Event by Charitable Disguise December 21, 2019

Dermot 

someones whos fandabulously hott.

look he's so Dermot!!!

Dermot by katidude May 25, 2008

Dermot 

The word used to describe someone who is both cool and really brilliant. People who are described as dermots are smart ,funny and really good-looking. Dermots have so much fun when they go out and everyone wants to be around them. Everybody should know a dermot.

-wow your so dermot!!
-Really?? Thanks!!!

Dermot by katiedude May 24, 2008

pussy dehumidifier 

A man who clearly is barking up the wrong tree when it comes to women. He makes girls drier than the Sahara. Women do not like him and will do all things possible to avoid him out of fear that their snatches will wither away upon catching sight of him. Great wingman if you are already in a relationship and do not want to be tempted to cheat.

Nick: Uhh, why are you wearing a sweatshirt with snakeskin cowboy boots and a colorful plaid shirt??
Ryan: Because it looks good!
Nick: Bro, you're a total pussy dehumidifier

Caroline: *sees Ryan* OH GOD!! *her offset vagina evaporates within seconds*

pussy dehumidifier by himomandbrad December 2, 2014

Dehumanized 

To deprive of human qualities such as individuality, compassion, or civility and a very great disturbed song

If I offer you my soul,
Will you carry me away?
How can I be the only one
To be dehumanized again,
Left behind

Dehumanized by the real deal tonight March 22, 2009

DeCum 

Verb: To remove the presence of semen or Cum.

The act of DeCumming can be used by removing the cum within the testicles through furious masturbation or sex.
alternately

The act of DeCumming can be used to remove Cum from hair, face, body or within the body.

i'll be over soon. Just need to DeCum.

DeCum by NotABadger77 June 23, 2017