Dertz

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A Dertz is a singular or plural noun (a group of Dertz, a Dertz, the Dertz) meaning someone who interjects into a subject that is irrelevant to themselves.

Scenario One: Off-Duty Dertz

Boss: Hey can someone help me with this?
The Dertz: I would but I am on my break and I am about to go outside.
Boss: Why the hell did you even come over here then? If you aren’t working it obviously doesn’t pertain to you.
The Dertz: But sir-
Boss: Stop being a fucking Dertz

Scenario Two: The Tale of an Ignorant Dertz

Cop: Alright I want whoever tagged this to scrub it off, this area does not count as the skatepark.
Dertz: *approaches scene* I didn’t do that so I ain’t scrubbing
Skaters: Here comes the Dertz
Cop: If you didn’t do it, why did you walk over here?
Dertz: Cuz I wanted to
Cop: Congratulations! You get to clean it up now

Dertz by evercreeper July 19, 2021

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The Dertz

Can be known as the Dertz, mcdertz, or mcDirties. A slang term for McDonalds in Southern Minnesota (Possibly other areas too)

Bro 1.) Aye, bro! Where you headed?

Bro 2.) shit man, I’m kinda stoned and hungry. I might fly through the Dertz

The Dertz by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt May 4, 2023

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dernz

This term is a short way of saying don't know, or duno. Just a funny way to say something that you don't know about.

Andy: What doing?
Anthony: dernz

dernz by thraggyd February 12, 2012

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DERTAL

Used when one encounters something they find entirely unfunny. Stands for "didn't even remotely think about laughing".

"the funniest thing happened yesterday, my grandma fell down the stairs lol"
"DERTAL."

DERTAL by big.$ean August 22, 2023

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derezzed

Short for "Deresolution". A term used to describe someone or something disappearing or dissolving, essentially resulting in deletion. It is a program's equivalent of death.

Also used as a term for getting extremely intoxicated.

I am going to get so derezzed tonight.

derezzed by TronReference September 4, 2011

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Kyle Deitz

18 year old male with a penis like bologna, small thin and yet has alot of gerth. Longs to be as good a drummer as nick cannon.His mom is hot

yo dawg, what it do yung kyle deitz wanna play the dut

Kyle Deitz by Baby Rochelle July 22, 2010

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Dentz or summing

When you get Fifa 20 for Christmas

It was so “dentz or summing” when we got Fifa 20 for Christmas and got smashed by 9 goals on co-op seasons

Dentz or summing by YouAreABot December 27, 2019

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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