Dertz 

A Dertz is a singular or plural noun (a group of Dertz, a Dertz, the Dertz) meaning someone who interjects into a subject that is irrelevant to themselves.

Scenario One: Off-Duty Dertz

Boss: Hey can someone help me with this?
The Dertz: I would but I am on my break and I am about to go outside.
Boss: Why the hell did you even come over here then? If you aren’t working it obviously doesn’t pertain to you.
The Dertz: But sir-
Boss: Stop being a fucking Dertz

Scenario Two: The Tale of an Ignorant Dertz

Cop: Alright I want whoever tagged this to scrub it off, this area does not count as the skatepark.
Dertz: *approaches scene* I didn’t do that so I ain’t scrubbing
Skaters: Here comes the Dertz
Cop: If you didn’t do it, why did you walk over here?
Dertz: Cuz I wanted to
Cop: Congratulations! You get to clean it up now

Dertz by evercreeper July 19, 2021

The Dertz 

Can be known as the Dertz, mcdertz, or mcDirties. A slang term for McDonalds in Southern Minnesota (Possibly other areas too)

Bro 1.) Aye, bro! Where you headed?

Bro 2.) shit man, I’m kinda stoned and hungry. I might fly through the Dertz

The Dertz by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt May 4, 2023

dernz 

This term is a short way of saying don't know, or duno. Just a funny way to say something that you don't know about.

Andy: What doing?
Anthony: dernz

dernz by thraggyd February 12, 2012

DERTAL 

Used when one encounters something they find entirely unfunny. Stands for "didn't even remotely think about laughing".

"the funniest thing happened yesterday, my grandma fell down the stairs lol"
"DERTAL."

DERTAL by big.$ean August 22, 2023

derezzed 

Short for "Deresolution". A term used to describe someone or something disappearing or dissolving, essentially resulting in deletion. It is a program's equivalent of death.

Also used as a term for getting extremely intoxicated.

I am going to get so derezzed tonight.

derezzed by TronReference September 4, 2011

Kyle Deitz 

18 year old male with a penis like bologna, small thin and yet has alot of gerth. Longs to be as good a drummer as nick cannon.His mom is hot

yo dawg, what it do yung kyle deitz wanna play the dut

Kyle Deitz by Baby Rochelle July 22, 2010

Dentz or summing 

When you get Fifa 20 for Christmas

It was so “dentz or summing” when we got Fifa 20 for Christmas and got smashed by 9 goals on co-op seasons

Dentz or summing by YouAreABot December 27, 2019