3 definitions by evercreeper
A Dertz is a singular or plural noun (a group of Dertz, a Dertz, the Dertz) meaning someone who interjects into a subject that is irrelevant to themselves.
Scenario One: Off-Duty Dertz
Boss: Hey can someone help me with this?
The Dertz: I would but I am on my break and I am about to go outside.
Boss: Why the hell did you even come over here then? If you aren’t working it obviously doesn’t pertain to you.
The Dertz: But sir-
Boss: Stop being a fucking Dertz
Scenario Two: The Tale of an Ignorant Dertz
Cop: Alright I want whoever tagged this to scrub it off, this area does not count as the skatepark.
Dertz: *approaches scene* I didn’t do that so I ain’t scrubbing
Skaters: Here comes the Dertz
Cop: If you didn’t do it, why did you walk over here?
Dertz: Cuz I wanted to
Cop: Congratulations! You get to clean it up now
Boss: Hey can someone help me with this?
The Dertz: I would but I am on my break and I am about to go outside.
Boss: Why the hell did you even come over here then? If you aren’t working it obviously doesn’t pertain to you.
The Dertz: But sir-
Boss: Stop being a fucking Dertz
Scenario Two: The Tale of an Ignorant Dertz
Cop: Alright I want whoever tagged this to scrub it off, this area does not count as the skatepark.
Dertz: *approaches scene* I didn’t do that so I ain’t scrubbing
Skaters: Here comes the Dertz
Cop: If you didn’t do it, why did you walk over here?
Dertz: Cuz I wanted to
Cop: Congratulations! You get to clean it up now
by evercreeper July 19, 2021
Old Roblox is typically referred to as the 2006 - 2012 era of Roblox. Players from that time see it as a "nostalgic heaven" whereas anyone with at-least one braincell will remember it was a toxicity haven. No filter besides super safe chat, clunky physics and that crispy anti-aliasing that didn't exist.
People from this era might chant "bring back tix" (roblox lingo for a ticket currency) or cry about the forums being removed.
It was a good time, but not the best time. Rest in peace, old roblox.
People from this era might chant "bring back tix" (roblox lingo for a ticket currency) or cry about the forums being removed.
It was a good time, but not the best time. Rest in peace, old roblox.
Veteran one: I miss old roblox
Veteran two: Old roblox really was the best time
Ro-banger: mic up cuh u aint nothing y u here these streetz are mine
Veteran one: I hate this
Veteran two: Old roblox really was the best time
Ro-banger: mic up cuh u aint nothing y u here these streetz are mine
Veteran one: I hate this
by evercreeper April 1, 2021
by evercreeper March 28, 2021