Derrick T

Derrick is a fine gentleman, until you realize that he has absolutely no game. He tries dancing but just looks like he has a stick up his ass and has to take a fat piss at the same time. He spends hours upon hours refining his gaming skills but has no game in the real world. He copes with this harsh reality by shitting on all the kids in CS:GO.

Person1: "Yo, who's that guy?"
Person2: "That guy? He's Derrick T."
Person1: "Oh, he looks like he gets no bitches."
Person2: "He doesn't."

by badussy2.0 February 3, 2022

Derrick Thomas

Former linebacker of the Alabama Crimson Tide and the Kansas City Chiefs. Known primarily for rushing the QB, getting sacks, forcing fumbles, chasing down plays from the backside, and displaying his amazing athletic ability. Wore #58. Also known as DT, a play on the LT of Lawrence Taylor. Holds the NFL single game record for sacks in a game with 7. Once had 20 sacks in a single season. Died prematurely while still a member of the Chiefs due to complications from injuries sustained in a car accident.

The left tackle was embarrassed by Derrick Thomas, who whipped around him, sacked the QB, forced a fumble, scooped it up and ran for the easy TD.

by Rick S March 23, 2007

Derrick Todd Lee

one of the few black serial killers; went on a killing spree around Louisiana State University in 2002-2003 in Baton Rouge. Was found gulity and is sentenced to die which has not happned yet.

We the state of Louisiana, find the defendant Derrick Todd Lee, gulity of 1st degree murder.

by Thermal July 8, 2005

pumping the derrick

When you are pinching a loaf and stand up and sit back down to squeeze the last bit of poo from your bowels.

Pumping the derrick: I was pumping the derick during my morning poo.

by King kupa April 11, 2015

The Derrick

A massive mammal of human like shape and build. It appears to know English.

The Derrick struck the woolly mammoth in the side and it fell with tremendous force.

by Milton Burroughs March 28, 2016

Texas Oil Derrick

When during intercourse a man picks up a woman and dips her onto his dick repeatedly similar to an oil derrick

Dude) hey there you like Seasaws?

Girl) why?

Dude) cuz id like to show you my Texas oil derrick move

by Chuck X. Walker January 13, 2011

Derick Truong

Definition of Derick Truong, an awesome hard working spirited boy whose hopes and dreams are closer than ever before!

Boy 1: Yo have you heard of "Derick Truong"?

Boy 2: Yes I heard he is very smart and educated!

by LenZAquatics August 28, 2020