Based on the wordderp, a derpstorm is a gathering of a lot of stupid or ignorant people. Derpstorms are often composed of very opinionated and outspoken people, as such people are prone to say or do stupid things.
Derpstorms can be of any size, but particularly small ones are often referred to as a derpdrizzle. Massive derpstorms can sometimes be referred to as a derpicane.
I had to leave the political rally early because it was a total derpstorm.
derptard A compound word drep+tard: A person with a low level of intelligence who is often the butt end of many people's jokes because of their actions and/or verbally expressed ideas.
derptard: Why is their a suicide counseling hotline number on this bridge?
Non derptard: Think about it ya derptard.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.