derptard 

derptard A compound word drep+tard: A person with a low level of intelligence who is often the butt end of many people's jokes because of their actions and/or verbally expressed ideas.

derptard: Why is their a suicide counseling hotline number on this bridge?
Non derptard: Think about it ya derptard.

derptard by dwall8675309 December 26, 2012

Deretardify 

To undo, or fix a situation when someone stupid takes something simple and uses their moronic cunning to fuck it up.

I had to go into work and it took me hours to deretardify the program that Wayne butchered like an aborted fetus.

Deretardify by The Wonely Waynger April 3, 2009

durptard 

Comes from word durp meaning "duh" or "stupid" and retard(abbreviated as tard) to express how stupid someone is.

"You durptard, the answer was obvious."
"Why did you do that you durptard?"
"Stop being a durptard."

durptard by BLynn April 19, 2007

deeptard 

A person who constantly attempts to write insightful and provocative sayings, poems or blogs. Yet, this person, while thinking they are some literary prodigy, fails to recognize that what they have produced makes no sense whatsoever and that everyone who has read what they have written is now dumber for having tried to make sense of the verbal spewage.

"Did you read what Rod wrote? That kid sure is a deeptard."

deeptard by Ericaa September 21, 2007

deeptard 

A deeeep.io retard, usually more retarded than the average retard. Complains about retarded stuff in an online fish game, ruins all the fun and makes you want to get cancer because everytime it's just a faggot loser that has no life.

Person 1: That nigger said I was a teamer and now he's mad over a fish game.

Person 2: He's a deeptard

deeptard by ggeznorelol June 23, 2021

Dertardism

Der-tard-ism - The process in which the minds of people are becoming virally infected with utter stupidity. The development of one's mind being affected by something really dumb. Perhaps having listened to someone or having watched something that is so fucking retarded that you are now literally dumber and your overall IQ drops for having done so.

Guy 1: Hey did you happen to see all the latest political trash-talking commercials on T.V. for the up-coming election?

Guy 2: Oh yeah I did! Boy I'd say we've really reduced ourselves to that of a bunch of mudslinging primates. Having watched those ads really made me a dumber person!
Guy 1: I know! After watching them I felt as if someone just performed a lobotomy on me!!
Guy 2: I'd say we got ourselves a classic case of dertardism on our hands. Probably because we are too busy jerking off and watching football to pay attention to our own politics leaving us in the shit storm that we're in.

Guy 1: I agree brother. Now lets go grab a beer and watch the game and let Donald Trump keep fucking us over while we sit and complain but yet do nothing about it.!
Guy 2: Yeah! Then we can watch more of those mudslinging political ads and base our decisions purely based on that! Idiocracy is among us! Derrrp!

Dertardism by ballen69 October 24, 2019

Deretarded 

When you a retard and become suddenly smarter, you feel deretarded

"I'm so glad I've deretarded"

Deretarded by user84992655344039 June 22, 2020