Densify 

To make matter increase in density, such as paper, pipe tobacco, and cotton.

I'm only adding this definition so that Gordon Smith can see the word Densify on Urban Dictionary.

Densify by One Suave Monkey December 27, 2011

high density fiberboard 

high density fiberboard known as hardboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin similar to particle board and medium density fiberboard except much denser stronger harder and more water resistant than particle board and medium density fiberboard with many uses including store display shelving furniture construction consumer products and more

my neighbor used high density fiberboard on his garage that is strong hard and holds much better to water than particle board and medium density fiberboard what an amazing product

high density fiberboard by littlejimmie March 3, 2019

medium density fiberboard 

medium density fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin similar to particle board but denser and stronger is used in construction furniture making consumer products and many more uses

i wanted solid wood molding and trim for my house but i ended up with medium density fiberboard because of costs once painted medium density fiberboard looks good awesome

medium density fiberboard by littlejimmie March 3, 2019

maximum-density 

Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.

Def:

A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.

Remember the formula for density:

D=M/V

Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.

maximum-density by Glen February 9, 2005

Tard Density

Or TD for short is a name to describe the amount of tards in a given area.

The TD scale ranges from from 0 to 100 where 0 is an empty building and 100 is so massive that only Chuck Norris could survive.

TD can be used either as an percentage or as arbitrary scale.

"God I traveled with the Metro today and the TD was massive like 80"

"I had a lovely vacation, the Tard Density was only around 5"

Tard Density by uberEpicDonkey March 24, 2010

Boob Density 

the quality of a female boob that determines either firmness or jello-ness. very important in determining the quality of a boob.

Dude, that girl had mad boob density, they felt like turtle shells. I think I chipped a tooth.

Boob Density by Chomp Whompster March 12, 2009

Fatuation Density 

Number of thick baddies per square meter in a given area.

Damn bro I heard your street has mad fatuation density. You pipe?

Fatuation Density by GodsLeftTesticle May 30, 2019