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Demonican 

(noun); Dominican pyschopaths who seduce their lovers (victims) with their high physical appeal, heavy spanish accent, sensual bachata dance moves, and home cooked meals into their satanic spider web of demise for his/her own satisfactions. (sex, money, hookah, etc.)
I knew this chick was demonican the moment right after she fed me & threatened to cut me open & take out all the food when she asked me for something & I said no.
Demonican by Shawndylan July 1, 2016
a car club based on the isle of wight.
all its members are very stereotypical chavs / boy racers and have small engine cars with big backboxes and spoilers.

(there are some exceptions such as subarus, but they still drive them like they are 14 year old chavs)
*a crap car like a saxo with wanker lights speeds past*
person 1: holy crap what was that!
person 2: probably just another f'ing demoncars chav
demoncars by John McGuild December 9, 2008

Demonicised 

Being insulted and demoralised by a thoughtless fiend
You can't appreciate the sentiment because your dick is limp and your brain is dead.
Demonicised by [[LuCkY]] February 20, 2003

Demonica frost

Dude on Twitter who says a lot of things with only some of the jokes being unfunny
Hey did you see what Demonica Frost posted!

Vlad Demonicus

A person who is worshiped by Messianic Satanist as the incarnation or Avatar of Satan. He is thought to have been born sometime in the 1960's. He wrote a book called the Maldictus that explained his teachings. " Maldictus" means evil writing.
There are several versions of the Maldictus in all of them he is quoted as saying that sex is the most basic human right or one of the most basic human rights along with just a few others and that all other human rights come from there. And that any society or government that has laws that limit the expression of sex in all its forms is evil and repressive and that all true satanist should rebel against it. He taught that all people have a sacred right to sex no matter what there age and that laws against " Minors" having sex or adults having sex with "Minors" should not be obeyed and that young people should rebel against any family members who attempt to limit there sexual expression. And that it was for satanist to make all his teachings known to the world. That the God of the Bible is an evil imposter and that he had really created the world and meat for all people to have That if you are wronged never forgive and never forget. He is ofter thought by some to have been born into a satanic family and raised as a satanist.
There are other branches of Messianic satanism that expect other incarnations of satanism and often refer to those incarnations or Avatars as Vlad Demonicus.
I'm a Messianic Satanist, we worship Vlad Demonicus Satan's incarnation.

Demonica 

Demonica is a person who is fiercely loyal, to the point that if you hurt those they care about, you better run. Demonicas tend to put up a hard exterior, but in reality that are a complete softie. They enjoy family, and tend to be very skilled with and/or knowledgeable about their interests, which are often things such as fighting, cooking, and history.
Person 1: Wow, your sister is such a Demonica.
Person 2: Yeah, she really is. She's like a mother bear!
Demonica by TheSamSystem May 30, 2020