Demko

1. to engage in masturbation.
2. to stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

inf. to demko
v. demkos, demkoing, demkoed
n. demkoer

Bob caught Mike demkoing, and Mike was very embarassed.

by Cis Dog November 10, 2008

Demko

A person of a group of drug addicts synonymous with trucking, partying, womanizing, thievery, car theft, racing, music, crack cocaine and hookers... They're noted on their witty quick senses.

Don't fuck with those Demko's, they'll slice a brotha's throat if they have to.

by Vo0do0 Jesus June 1, 2007

Demko

A lousy boss who wears tight pants and drives a jeep. He constantly plays UPSwith women.

Working for Demko is like going to Neverland, if you are 8 years old.

by Jeff January 5, 2004

Demko'd

When a hockey team loses due to an excellent performance by the opposing goaltender.

Oh man, Vegas totally got Demko'd in Game 6 last night!

by Demko'd Definition September 10, 2020

teddy demko

A dumb ass. A two timing weasel who deserves to have his balls cut off by a gay warlord. Is hated m Camerons and Maryellens alike. Warning: If you ever come into contact with a Teddy Demko, immediately commit suicide. If this thought scares you, keep your distance.

Guy #1: God what was that thing??
Guy #2: Oh my God I think that was a Teddy Demko! Now only because I love you man, *Guy #1 shoots guy #2 in the butt-hole*

by CamAndMaryellen December 15, 2013

Democrat Party

One of the 2 dominant parties in the United States. Out of the 2 the Democrat Party seems to be more hypocritical and less unifying, as seen in Bidens' speech that took place a few days ago, he was being so divisive whist pretending he was unifying.

"I'm a part of the Democrat Party"
"ok"

by Dark Brandon September 4, 2022

democracy manifest

When the police arrest you for enjoying a succulent Chinese meal, put you in a headlock (they know their judo well), and can't keep their hands off your limp penis.

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

by Cybersyn November 10, 2020