Demko

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1. to engage in masturbation.
2. to stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

inf. to demko
v. demkos, demkoing, demkoed
n. demkoer

Bob caught Mike demkoing, and Mike was very embarassed.

Demko by Cis Dog November 10, 2008

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Demko

A person of a group of drug addicts synonymous with trucking, partying, womanizing, thievery, car theft, racing, music, crack cocaine and hookers... They're noted on their witty quick senses.

Don't fuck with those Demko's, they'll slice a brotha's throat if they have to.

Demko by Vo0do0 Jesus June 1, 2007

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Demko

A lousy boss who wears tight pants and drives a jeep. He constantly plays UPSwith women.

Working for Demko is like going to Neverland, if you are 8 years old.

Demko by Jeff January 5, 2004

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Demko'd

When a hockey team loses due to an excellent performance by the opposing goaltender.

Oh man, Vegas totally got Demko'd in Game 6 last night!

Demko'd by Demko'd Definition September 10, 2020

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teddy demko

A dumb ass. A two timing weasel who deserves to have his balls cut off by a gay warlord. Is hated m Camerons and Maryellens alike. Warning: If you ever come into contact with a Teddy Demko, immediately commit suicide. If this thought scares you, keep your distance.

Guy #1: God what was that thing??
Guy #2: Oh my God I think that was a Teddy Demko! Now only because I love you man, *Guy #1 shoots guy #2 in the butt-hole*

teddy demko by CamAndMaryellen December 15, 2013

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Democrat Party

One of the 2 dominant parties in the United States. Out of the 2 the Democrat Party seems to be more hypocritical and less unifying, as seen in Bidens' speech that took place a few days ago, he was being so divisive whist pretending he was unifying.

"I'm a part of the Democrat Party"
"ok"

Democrat Party by Dark Brandon September 4, 2022

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democracy manifest

When the police arrest you for enjoying a succulent Chinese meal, put you in a headlock (they know their judo well), and can't keep their hands off your limp penis.

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

democracy manifest by Cybersyn November 10, 2020

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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