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When a hockey team loses due to an excellent performance by the opposing goaltender.
Oh man, Vegas totally got Demko'd in Game 6 last night!
Demko'd by Demko'd Definition September 10, 2020
Words you can keep
Short for "demolished." To be absolutely obliterated in against an overwhelmingly stonger competitor. See pumped.
Guy #1: "Man our team lost 15-4"

Guy #2: "wow, you guys got demo'd"
demo'd by Cecil B. Demented December 29, 2004

Dempo’d It

Where when playing Fantasy Football you have terrible score thus having a mega meltdown.
Dave “Hey did you see I only got 8 points this week in fantasy football, what an absolute shit show

James “Oh fuck mate you proper Dempo’d It”

Dave “Dempo’d it hard”
Dempo’d It by FOX! July 5, 2020
When you have to get rid of something demonic.
that pizza was rank and so it was Demo'd.
Demo'd by kimmmmaaaayyyy June 1, 2009
yo bro...wanna go get demo'd?
demo'd by BP 2.0 March 13, 2009
Abbreviation for the verb "demonstrated"
Demonstrated : giving a practical explaination of a skill ( personal, technical or craft etc.)
I demo'd this project in a gathering of 300000.
Demo'd by nnyas February 20, 2021
1. to engage in masturbation.
2. to stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

inf. to demko
v. demkos, demkoing, demkoed
n. demkoer
Bob caught Mike demkoing, and Mike was very embarassed.
Demko by Cis Dog November 10, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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