Dementia. 

I would tell you what it means but I forgot.

Person 1: " I have dementia."
Person 2: "Wow that sucks! How did you find out?"
Person 1: "I just got told by my doctor, dumbass."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, anything else you want to tell me?"
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I wanted to tell you I had dementia."

Dementia. by OctopusProbably March 23, 2022

dementia

When you are sick of either three-dimensional or two-dimensional media, so you want to see something different.

Whenever I get dementia, I switch from Super Mario Bros. to Super Mario 64, and when I get sick of both, I crave a fourth-dimensional Mario game, so now I'll have dementia until Nintendo makes that.

dementia by ducus10000 May 23, 2018

dementia

When you get told to go to do a certain task, told about 30 seconds ago. You then walk to the room knowing the task. As soon as you enter the room you instantly forget the task. I have know idea how this happens or if the doors have dark magic or something. But the only logical explaination is that i have dementia.

Timmy: yo tf was i supposed to do again?
Mum: TIMMY DO YOU HAVE FUCKING DEMENTIA????

dementia by i out pizza'd the hut November 4, 2020

Dementia

Idk what it means I forgot lol

Dementia (dɪˈmɛnʃə)

Dementia by Archi-medes March 13, 2020

Dementia

It's basically-Wait what was it again?

No guys what was Dementia- Am serious.

Dementia by TheGuyThatForgets March 21, 2021

Dementia

The deterioration of ones memories leading to the loss of self and the world around them, surrounded by things that should be familiar but are unknown, living in a purgatory that lacks bliss or respite.

The Dementia patient has been drawing a self-portrait every year, and every year it loses its resemblance to its owner.

Dementia by Plain_Delta March 28, 2021

dementia

A devastating condition that many elderly people enter. It often results in progressive memory loss and an inability to perform basic tasks.

It is not an illness perse, but rather a series of symptoms that may be associated with many diseases such as Huntington's disease.

People with dementia live in realities of their own.

(At a nursing home, facing person with dementia)

Demented person: Hi, what's your name?

Me: Hi! I'm Ken. What's your name?

Demented person: I'm going to bed!

Me: Huh?

Demented person: Can I kiss you?

Me: :( //backs away nervously

dementia by VolunteerManNurse July 29, 2011