An old DELL computer that takes 30min to power on and 12hrs to update. The fan huffs loudly at the slightest sign of CPU usage. The keyboard gets so hot that you could fry an egg on it, and the charger has been recalled several times.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.