A fat bitch with freckles who has mastered the way of dildo eating. (DO NOT cum in her ear or she WILL get pregnant.)
Jamikel was playing a game of autistic ping pong... until one day a DELOSANTOS appeared, she chased him and shoved a dildo down his vocal chords and get made a pussy fart.
An old DELL computer that takes 30min to power on and 12hrs to update. The fan huffs loudly at the slightest sign of CPU usage. The keyboard gets so hot that you could fry an egg on it, and the charger has been recalled several times.
One of the great descendents from posidon himself...lady pleasing abilities unlike any other. AKA; baddest motherfucker alive;. On lookers often left in jaw drop state and or weak-kneed. Destroyer of the Techno Viking. Dominates all oposition and expected to enslave the human race at some point in time.