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1. A more powerful way of saying "delete"

2. A verb used by Uncle Dane that defines the word in the context that it's used. By "delet"ing someone out of existence.

3. A card in Magic: The Gathering that has the ability to (At the cost of any 6 mana,) reflect a spell, cancel a spell, remove a down buff, remove a creature, remove an enchantment, and (If used while enemy has <7 hp,) kill the opponent.

4. A card in Yu-Gi-Oh that sends all cards in your opponent's hand and on their board to the shadow realm.

5. Something you write on someone to expel them from the mortal realm.

6. The short circuit from team fortress 2
1. @: Yeah I had to get rid of the files, so I-
$: You gave it the fucking delet!?
@:yeah... It's gone forever, I'm sorry.

2. @: I beat his ass so hard I fucking sent his ass to the recycling bin.
#: Dude, he fucking vaporized in there, what the fuck!?
@: had to delet him, he was gonna delet me, man.

3. &: Oh you're not gonna like this.
@: DID YOU JUST FUCKING DELET ME, DELET ALL OF MY FUCKING CARDS, AND SET THE HP COUNTER ON FIRE?
&: WHAT'D I FUCKING SAY!?
@: I'M GONNA DELET YOUR ASSHOLE, DICK HOLE!

4. °: Did you really just do that?
#: you almost had exodia. I had to.
°: I HAD A FUCKING EXODIA COUNTER DECK YOU LARD ASS!

5. &: Hey look at this *skribble*
@: is that my pen?
&: *Dots* Doesn't matter now. Get fucked.
@ fades to very thin ashes.

6. !: look at this drop!
¥: Cool, wanna do a meta?
!: Sure. Delet this?
¥: Delet this.
Delet by Some douché December 3, 2018
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to be a complete and total asshole to... to screw over in any way possble.
Bitch, if you dont stop i will delet the shit out of you.
delet by cuminyobum April 5, 2009
an acronym for the term Dumb Evil Little Effing Troll which was popularized and possibly conceived by the Kardashian sisters. A double entendre, the term also evokes the phrase Delet this, a nuanced comedic expression used when commenting on something the user finds offensive. delet should only be used in writing, used to convey the wordsmith's feelings of intense disgust for the subject of discussion.
Khloe: *wakes Kim*
Kim: "How fucking dare you Khloe? You crossed a major line with me. That shit is not okay. You dumb evil little effing troll. You have no idea how much I hate you. You’re disgusting."
Khloe: "ugh. delet"
delet by eggnog_coffee December 28, 2018

Delet this 

The meme version of Delete it fat, the phrase is used when commenting on an image that one thinks should be removed, though most often for sarcastic reasons. Usually accompanied by a meme showcasing someone pointing a gun at something, in this case the original image.
*Sees offensive post*
*Posts meme*
*Types "Delet this" in chat along with meme*
Delet this by GreatswordGuts August 14, 2016
When your meme is not funny
User: Memes in 2016 lol
Message delet_ed
Delet_ed by ManHandle669969 December 26, 2016

oopsie delete 

When you unintentionally delete photos &/or posts!
I did an oopsie delete with a ton of pix & it took so many hours to put them back!
oopsie delete by Starchylde June 11, 2016

Fetus Deletus 

The second most powerful harry potter spell, see Beatus Meatus
GODDAMN IT HARRY STOP PERFORMING ABORTIONS AT SCHOOL
YOU CANT STOP ME FETUS DELETUS!