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1) John pokes Dektos

Or

2) Dektos gets poked by John
Dektos by Johnism101 November 22, 2021
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Just Detos
Want some Detos?”
“You mean Doritos?”
“No”
Detos by Dude von Deto March 6, 2022

dekoster 

a facade of superiority that attempts to unsuccessfully cover a deep-seated insecurity
when is jason going to realize we all see through his dekoster?
dekoster by Jason DeKoster May 22, 2007
deklose (rhymes with "snooze"): deklosing, deklost

v: to deklose: to un-forget; to remember only when prompted; to remember something temporarily forgotten, when memory is triggered. Memories that cannot be retrieved are forgotten; memories that can be retrieved when a reminder is given are merely klost. See also: klose

Origin: from prefix "de-" (L "de") + "key" (ME "keye" via OE "cǣg") + "lose" (ME "losen" via OE "leosen" / Goth "fraliusan"); to lose as one loses one's keys (id est, temporarily), hence key-lose or klose.
1. I was lying in bed last night when I deklost that I had left the party without my hat.

2. When a man kloses his wife's anniversary, all it takes is one look at her face to deklose him.

3. It wasn't until I showed up for work and saw everyone in jeans that I deklost that it was casual Friday.
deklose by Smashing Dan July 21, 2009

detosserize 

(also detosserise) vb. - to vacate or clear of tossers.
"I'd like to completely detosserize this building."
detosserize by Sgt. Scrivener September 16, 2008
Mental practices to reduce or erase the presence of a tosk/tøsk in your head. Derived from detox and the Norwegian word tosk/tøsk (fool, idiot, asshole).
I can’t stop thinking about that idiot. I totally need a detosk to move on with my life.
detosk by Mindfix December 27, 2017

deltosta 

A sexy mofo
Wow DelTosta is awesome he gotta cool juul
deltosta by juulwich May 20, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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