the deto effect is when you think that something relates to the Mandela effect (e.g. Doritos always being detos, not Doritos) but it's just a rip off of that thing making you think that, like how detos is the rip off of Doritos. (credits to Chris Sturniolo for this idea)
dude 1- bro did u see that froot loops always just spelled fruit normally instead of like froot?
dude 2- Nah bro that's just the deto effect. the rip off of froot loops is called fruit loops.
1. An unintentional lengthening of one's car ride by taking wrong turns; Primarily due to the driver being high on weed.
2. An intentional lengthening of one's car ride so that the driver and/or passengers may smoke weed. See bake route.
Susan: "John why are you so late?! Transformers 2 started ten minutes ago!"
John: "Sorry, we took a green detour so that we might actually enjoy this movie."
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.