Dependence 

The pussified term a full blown addict uses to describe their habit.

People who admit to having a “dependency” are almost always just trying to tip-toe around using the word “addiction”.

Liar: “Yes, I sometimes smoke cigarettes and drink liquid sugar but I only have a mild dependence.”

Dependence by IbreathAir December 24, 2020

Dependence Day 

Dependence Day is an unofficial holiday in the United States, on July 3rd, which commemorates the 169-year relationship between the United Kingdom and the 13 American Colonies. It is commonly associated with college parties, pro-monarchy rants, gaudy displays of the Union Jack, and various libations which celebrate the history, government, and traditions of the United Kingdom. Festivities end at midnight, with celebrants drinking apple pie shots to exalt freedom and the Fourth of July.

American University Students prefer to commence Dependence Day celebrations with a rally in front of the British Embassy.

Dependence Day by El Raab June 9, 2011

Vaginal dependence 

When a guy has an uncontrollable urge to talk and or give a girl a hug in the hallway of a school and or in a public place while he's walking with other males.

Person 1: Dude, Chris has a bad case of vaginal dependence.

Person 2: Yea man I know everytime he sees any girl he ditches us!!!! It's getting out of control

Vaginal dependence by HolyTwinkys August 28, 2013

Physical-Extraphysical Dependence Paradox 

The Physical-Extraphysical Dependence Paradox, also PED paradox, PEpD paradox, PEDP and PEpDP, is a thought experiment and a hypothesis, or a couple of thought experiments and hypothesis, where it argues that there's a dependency between physics and extraphysics and where the physical body is dependent of the extraphysical body and vice-versa, where the extraphysical body cannot influence the physical body in the sense of create energy and work, often use of arguments against mind-body dualism and physicalist arguments to show that physical and extraphysical bodies are dependent of each other and the extraphysical is really dependent of the physical body and vice-versa. A counter-argument used against PEDP is that the physical and extraphysical are same things on different levels, such as on extraphysical monism, where it makes sense both be dependent of each other and even that the extraphysical is actually physical and vice-versa and everything depends how you see and interpret the relation between physics and extraphysics.

"The Physical-Extraphysical Dependence Paradox can easily be explained by extraphysical monism where the physical and extraphysical are the same thing on different levels and forms, but still, it's a nice way to show that extraphysics can be valid and that can survive to this kind of disapproval and experimentation, but there still might be a lot of other disapprovals and experiments that extraphysics will pass until be accepted as part of our reality."

Physical-Extraphysical Dependence Paradox by Full Monteirism May 6, 2021

Alcohol dependence 

An 18yo white girl

1: I think I have alcohol dependence
2: Well, of course, you do, you're an 18yo white girl

Alcohol dependence by the_defineer69 March 9, 2020

human dependence 

when things relie on pepole to thrive.

An ecosystem that is very heavy on human dependence.

human dependence by sussy amogus imposter#7 August 31, 2021

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence 

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020