Defriending 

The act of stopping being someone's friend. Letting a friend go.

After defriending him I felt so much better about myself.

Defriending by Snotty milk July 24, 2019

Defriending frenzy 

In social networks, a defriending frenzy is a situation where an oversupply of friends leads to rapid, out-of-control deletion by the account owner. This situation often results in the accidental deletion of real friends, leading to refriending requests.

John: What's this friend request? I thought we were already friends...

Dave: Sorry dude, I went into a defriending frenzy last night and accidentally deleted you

Defriending frenzy by W_L August 30, 2010

collateral defriending

When the ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend of a friend defriends you after they break up.

- So and so defriended me on Facebook. What did I do wrong? I know they broke up and we weren't really friends, but still, collateral defriending hurts.

collateral defriending by TOHITF May 6, 2011

Always Defending Mugabe 

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.

Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE

Always Defending Mugabe by Shamumofo August 7, 2011

defending the shield 

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it

"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"

defending the shield by Crazy Savages October 8, 2009

Infant Defending 

1. Baby-sitting, but more modern day and less "lame" sounding.

Geoffrey was infant defending Rob last night.

Infant Defending by ThisisaProtocol October 17, 2009

Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day 

A phrase by Mark Goldbridge. Means defending terribly just like the melted Easter eggs.

For god's sake! How are we losing 2-0? We're defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day!

Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day by Mattw1108 May 19, 2021