Defecate deficit 

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

Defecate deficit by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

deficate 

Yet another mis-spelling of an English word by an under educated public. Of course, the word they're struggling for is 'Defecate'.

I deficate (sic) on your poor use of the language!

deficate by teaurn June 21, 2007

deficate 

To take a shit or crap.

I deficated on my neighbor's front porch.

deficate by Fetus Humper October 4, 2005

Attention Deficate Disorder 

The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc

I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder

Attention Deficate Disorder by MooseMan7 August 14, 2012

self-deficate 

Using Insults and Demeaning Terms to define yourself, in an attempt to either make others feel sorry for you, or make yourself a target of their anger.

Basically>Verbally Shitting On Ones Self.

Self-Defication is usually over the top and vastly overkill. Sometimes people with Schizophrenia and bi-polar disorders are prone to this. Note Also Drug addicts are to prone to it.

#1 " You Fucking suck #2, fucking dick"

#2 " Yeah That's Right, I'm A DICK! I Suck yup, suck suck suck huge dick!... I'll go to Mexico and go blow one now! Cya." *door slams behind #2*

#3" What Was That?"
#1" That There is a self-deficate, in active form you'd call it self-defication, basically #2 is going for pity and a nice self-hate session, as most of Emo kind cannot stand being happy"

(Note: the overblown retort and return self-insulting are greater than the initial insult. this signifies a Self-Defication)

self-deficate by BatFudge January 10, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022