by YacacaAndYugugaga March 26, 2024
Get the Defecaca mug.1. An awful meal.
2. A food that literally tastes fecal.
3. A complex dish made with painstaking care but has catastrophically disappointing flavor.
4. Absolutely not a delicacy
The term is used so as not to offend the cook. Polite society tells us that it is rude to be brutally honest when asked how enjoyable a particular meal was. Polite society also tells us it is rude to correct someone's mispronounciation of a word. So, while you said "defecacy," he or she will think you meant "delicacy" but will be too polite to correct you. You can be honest say the meal tasted like a shit but the cook will believe you loved it. Everybody wins.
2. A food that literally tastes fecal.
3. A complex dish made with painstaking care but has catastrophically disappointing flavor.
4. Absolutely not a delicacy
The term is used so as not to offend the cook. Polite society tells us that it is rude to be brutally honest when asked how enjoyable a particular meal was. Polite society also tells us it is rude to correct someone's mispronounciation of a word. So, while you said "defecacy," he or she will think you meant "delicacy" but will be too polite to correct you. You can be honest say the meal tasted like a shit but the cook will believe you loved it. Everybody wins.
Q: "...So, did you like the chocolate-marshmallow & cheese meatloaf I made special just for you?"
A: "Uh - yeah, it was a real defecacy."
A: "Uh - yeah, it was a real defecacy."
by JEUNT November 11, 2009
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1: (n) A vacation taken in the form of a long and relaxing shit. Usually refers to one who has disappeared at their place of employment while still on the clock.
BOB: Hmmm. Has anyone seen our co-worker Wally in the last hour or so?
MIKE: No but I saw him head into the shitter quite awhile ago. He must be on defevacation.
MIKE: No but I saw him head into the shitter quite awhile ago. He must be on defevacation.
by Mike and Wally May 17, 2004
Get the defevacation mug.Having the ability to find a good, clean place to take a shit, by instinct alone. A portmanteau word from "DEFEcate + effiCACIOUS.
I don't know how George found that nice, clean rest stop five miles down the highway---he's very defecacious!
by pentozali September 9, 2012
Get the defecacious mug.A foul, semi-loose and Mr. Whippy style steaming pile of shit that resembles the Italian dessert ‘affogato’ (made by pouring espresso over gelato). Typically experienced after a big night spent drinking ale, followed by an undercooked kebab on the way home.
“Mate, after that session on the beers I left a filthy defeccato in my girlfriend’s toilet. It blocked the u-bend for days, she was not impressed!”
by TommyTank69 December 31, 2019
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by ChiefBrokenWind January 6, 2017
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