Defecaca 

An unusual, alternative spelling of "defecate"

I seriously need to defecaca right now.

Defecaca by YacacaAndYugugaga March 26, 2024

Defecacy 

1. An awful meal.
2. A food that literally tastes fecal.
3. A complex dish made with painstaking care but has catastrophically disappointing flavor.
4. Absolutely not a delicacy

The term is used so as not to offend the cook. Polite society tells us that it is rude to be brutally honest when asked how enjoyable a particular meal was. Polite society also tells us it is rude to correct someone's mispronounciation of a word. So, while you said "defecacy," he or she will think you meant "delicacy" but will be too polite to correct you. You can be honest say the meal tasted like a shit but the cook will believe you loved it. Everybody wins.

Q: "...So, did you like the chocolate-marshmallow & cheese meatloaf I made special just for you?"

A: "Uh - yeah, it was a real defecacy."

Defecacy by JEUNT November 11, 2009

defevacation 

1: (n) A vacation taken in the form of a long and relaxing shit. Usually refers to one who has disappeared at their place of employment while still on the clock.

BOB: Hmmm. Has anyone seen our co-worker Wally in the last hour or so?

MIKE: No but I saw him head into the shitter quite awhile ago. He must be on defevacation.

defevacation by Mike and Wally May 17, 2004

defecacious 

Having the ability to find a good, clean place to take a shit, by instinct alone. A portmanteau word from "DEFEcate + effiCACIOUS.

I don't know how George found that nice, clean rest stop five miles down the highway---he's very defecacious!

defecacious by pentozali September 9, 2012

defeccato 

A foul, semi-loose and Mr. Whippy style steaming pile of shit that resembles the Italian dessert ‘affogato’ (made by pouring espresso over gelato). Typically experienced after a big night spent drinking ale, followed by an undercooked kebab on the way home.

“Mate, after that session on the beers I left a filthy defeccato in my girlfriend’s toilet. It blocked the u-bend for days, she was not impressed!”

defeccato by TommyTank69 December 31, 2019

defecalate 

Find the truth, or in layman's terms, to take the crap out of it.

That advertisement sounded too good to be true." "I researched it, and managed to defecalate it.

defecalate by oceanic0809 March 3, 2011

defecatastrophe 

A Shitstorm.

That presentation turned into a complete defecatastrophe. There goes my promotion!

defecatastrophe by ChiefBrokenWind January 6, 2017