Defebating 

The act of masturbating while defecating. A classier way to say poosturbating.

There's nothing more sad than a man crying while defebating.

Defebating by Defebator December 29, 2008

Desperation Debating

A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.

Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!

Desperation Debating by jfranksNbeans October 13, 2014

Defecting The Children 

used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"

"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"

Defecting The Children by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005

defecating 

Taking a big Shit.....oh Yeah!!!

It was so Scary he was defecating him self.

defecating by Yo D@ddy June 11, 2006

Defegaming

Pooping while playing video games. Gaming while on the toilet

It was the final boss of the map but Brandi's high-octane Chipotle burrito bowl from last night was knocking on the brown gates. She quickly grabbed her laptop and made it to the toilet to do some serious defegaming.

Defegaming by Skrapmetal384 October 6, 2020

projectile defecating 

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

projectile defecating by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

mass debating 

indulging in a mass debate

One of the basic requirements of a politician is to enjoy mass debating.

mass debating by paul February 8, 2005