Defebating

The act of masturbating while defecating. A classier way to say poosturbating.

There's nothing more sad than a man crying while defebating.

by Defebator December 29, 2008

defebation

Using defecation a pretense to use the bathroom for masturbation.

The other day, I went into the work bathroom for defebation, and my boss was none the wiser.

by scotchfordinner October 9, 2016