Deeez 

very big or even huge dick

His Deeez is so humungus

Deeez by balbool February 20, 2017

Deeez Nuuuts 

An interjection often used after one of the five W's (who, what, where, when, why). A humourous statement, it stems from the Dr. Dre song of the same name.

Dre: Did whatsername get out to you yesterday?
Bitch: Who?
Dre: Deeez Nuuuts!

Deeez Nuuuts by Alex Blake June 11, 2006

deeez nuts

An insult used by funny people

Lee: Yo, Deez was lookin for u a minute ago.
Crazy Asian Kid: Who?
Lee: Deez nuts, biatch!

deeez nuts by Anonymous January 15, 2005

deeez nuts

These nuts

"Hey, did what's his name get out to you yesterday?" "Who?" "DEEEZ NUTS!"

deeez nuts by Jonathan Weaver March 17, 2003

deeez nuts

one of the many songs on Dr. Dre's CD "The Chronic"

Yo, check out track 6. It's called "Deeez Nuuuts"

deeez nuts by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003

deeez nuts

what you can suck.

"deeez nuts, you can suck them."

deeez nuts by dirk squarejaw May 6, 2003

Deez Nuts 2016 

A fake presidential campaign launched by a 15 year-old kid from Iowa. The campaign is basically meant as a joke, but it is also a statement of frustration over the two-party system and the lack of decent candidates. Oddly some polls have shown Deez Nuts is the most popular independent candidate since Ross Perot

The Deez Nuts 2016 campaign was meant as a joke, but the campaign has brought up some interesting issues. For example Deez Nuts has pointed out the hypocrisy of Fox News for fanning the flames of birtherism in regard to Barack Obama who was born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father, but has never questioned the citizenship of Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father.

Deez Nuts 2016 by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015