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descrinbing 

writing "describing" wrong.
you: yo
friend: hey
you: mind descrinbing what happened last night, with you and my sister?
friend: uhhh, gtg
-offline-
descrinbing by syphaDaBloCkent December 5, 2022
Words you can keep

decribbing 

Like cow tipping, but with cribs that have babies in them.
We snuck into the nursery,slammed a few beers, and went decribbing.

Destringing dick cheese 

The act of pulling sperm out of your penis after an orgasm
Destringing dick cheese

Last night after I beat off I destrung dick cheese.
Deestringing dick cheese is an odd feeling.

discribing 

A word used to describe and insult someone and yourself at the same time.
I used the word -Liddle- in discribing his brain.
discribing by theusaf September 27, 2019

Pothole (Describing someone) 

The use of POTHOLE to describe someone is an age old term originating in Southern Ireland (Tipp/Limerick region).

Simple explanation: What do you do when you see a pothole in the road? Avoid it because it will fuck your car up. Well a pothole will fuck your night up and potentially your life.
POTHOLE (Describing someone) defines:
when used to describe someone POTHOLE means they are a dickhead and should be avoided at all costs, especially on nights out.

“Don’t go near him, he’s a pothole”
“Your bird is a pothole”
“Fuck off you pothole”
“Your one is a pothole and a gowl” (see “gowl” for meaning“

Plural:
“You’re all potholes”

Group of potholes:

SHOWER of potholes
Or
PACK of potholes

Describinate 

1. v. To describe something in a discriminatory or stereotypical fashion

2. v. To make up a complex word out of an easy word(s) to sound smart. It never works.

(Describination, Describinating, Describinated)
Guy 1: He looked kinda-
Guy 2: THAT'S DESCRIBINATION!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Don't describinate, dude.
Guy 1: That's- not a word.
Guy 2: You just don't know it because you're not as smart as me.
Describinate by themarshmallowkid January 28, 2021

Decringing 

the process of removing tension in excess of personal utility from one's own physiological response to any perceived-negative stimuli.
karen: hey jeff
jeff: hey karen
karen: TBH, it is refreshing to see you so much less cringe than before!
jeff: why yes! formerly, i was cringing substantially, whereas now i am cringing far less, as you have indeed observed. This I have managed to achieve through the steady process known as Decringing, whereby through the use of various de-stressing & continual coping mechanisms, I have attained the results which you now see. =)
karen: sick
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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