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Decontee 

Simp is short for decontee, he will Simp for anything/anyone that moves.
"Wow, he's such a decontee!" Chris proclaimed loudly.
"Oh my god! He must be a huge Simp for you to use the full word like that!" Myron said shockingly

Decontent 

Auto industry term for removing features from upcoming model years, usually to save money.
"Auto manufacturers have begun to decontent passenger side lock cylinders, as power locks and RKE have made them redundant."
Decontent by Raptor9458 July 20, 2009
A badly Americanized Italian name that embodies strength, ferocity, passion, and a deep ability to love and be loyal. The men are handsome, and the women are...not your average woman. Let's put it this way: "That's a lot of woman!". Some of you may ask how much, and I'm not just talking physically either. :-P

Anyone who marries into a family of them must realize and understand the insanity, and be fully prepared for all manner of eccentricities. If you cannot cope with massive family dysfunction and oddity, this is the wrong part of the pool to possibly be spreading your genes in.
The DeConte women swing their feet to the floor and Satan yells "Crap, they're awake!"
DeConte by Lady So Divine April 5, 2009

Deliberately decontextualized

And he looks Jewish. So I think is just "The Jews lie about you if cross them because they've deluded themselves into believing their ancestors talked to the creator of the universe and it made them the moral dictator of the universe forever." I think THAT is what is happening here.
Hym "You saying that I'm 'threatening kids for information' That is a deliberately decontextualized description of events. You're just taking the elements that YOU PERSONALLY CARE ABOUT and then are telling her that explicitly to affect the outcome. To change how she would feel or what she would do. That is YOU manipulating HER so that YOU the not creator of AI and the not writer of the Joker can pretend that my role in either of those things is insignificant. So again, fuck your kids. I'm not going to pretend I care more about you kids like that you do or even my own. YOU are actively making my life worse deliberately and THAT'S HOW. That manipulation that you are doing to her is the thing you are doing to make it worse deliberately. You know that you're doing it, I know you're doing it, and, yes, your kids share your guilt."

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026