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A badly Americanized Italian name that embodies strength, ferocity, passion, and a deep ability to love and be loyal. The men are handsome, and the women are...not your average woman. Let's put it this way: "That's a lot of woman!". Some of you may ask how much, and I'm not just talking physically either. :-P

Anyone who marries into a family of them must realize and understand the insanity, and be fully prepared for all manner of eccentricities. If you cannot cope with massive family dysfunction and oddity, this is the wrong part of the pool to possibly be spreading your genes in.
The DeConte women swing their feet to the floor and Satan yells "Crap, they're awake!"
DeConte by Lady So Divine April 5, 2009
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The most solid person to be around, also very bold. Can take anyone’s bitch and knows how to fight. Usually a basketball player or a rapper/producer. Can be very funny at times but mostly wise
Deonte really took my bitch but he gave her back so im happy
Deonte by SlairBlair98 March 24, 2019

decontee 

Decontee is originated from Africa. It's normally defined as "everything has time" or "everything takes time".
Decontee is strong, powerful, and intelligent.
decontee by Decontee Julu January 27, 2015
Demonte is Smart, Funny, Athletic, and very faithful. Never will be a fake friend. Very freaky but doesn't show it in public. Very good at video games a clutch player and a fast learner. once you get to know Demonte he is one of the coolest people you'll ever meet.
demonte is never fake hes always a real one
Demonte by loveablemug April 12, 2021
Devonte's are hot, sweet, athletic, caring, and smart. They put everyone before them selves and love to make people smile. You will almost never see a Devonte upset. They are very competitive and love to win. They love working with other people! Devonte's are leaders, they never leave anyone behind and love working as a team. If you ever run into a Devonte get his number it may be your only chance at any love... at all! And that's the tea!
" DEVONTE IS SO HOTTTTT!!!"

"I know right he is such a catch."

"Devonte is so fetch!"
"Gretchen stop trying to make fetch happen it's not going to happen!"
Devonte by GrahamFamisthebomb.com October 12, 2018

Delonte West 

Someone who has sex with their friends/teammates mom. The most terrible kind of people in the world to be friends with.

Delonte West was once a friend of Lebron James, until Delonte had an affair and sex with Lebrons mom, Gloria James. This caused the Cavs to lose in the 2nd round of the playoffs to the Celtics, cheating Lebron and the Cavs of yet another championship.
Steve: "Why dont you ever hang out with Bryon? He seems cool"
Charles: "You didnt hear?, hes a Delonte West, fucked his ex-friend Anthonys mom"
Steve: "Eww thats gross, Ill stay away from him."
Demonte could always fuck your bitch
demonte by Chiggady May 24, 2014
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