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deceiviators 

Sunglasses worn by an otherwise unattractive young lady which deceptively hide an unappealing face.
"Dude, did you see that girl at the beach in front of us?"

"DID YOU?!?! Total deceiviators situation, bro."
deceiviators by greantea October 4, 2012

easy as deceiving a refrigerator 

Similar to easy as pie, but it's better. It's something that is so easy that you could easily trick a refrigerator.

This is a reference to Pajama Sam 1: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside.
These questions are as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

Freeing the carrots is as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

Myspace Deceiving Default 

A trick people use on Myspace where thier default makes them look totally hot and when you lurk the rest of their pictures, turns out they're ugly as fuck.
Jessica: "Wow, look at this guy's default! He looks so fine!"
*checks out the rest of his pictures*
Ashley: "Oh wait...never mind...he just got lucky with that default. He's actually fugly as hell!"
Jessica: "Can't believe we fell for the old myspace deceiving default trick AGAIN!"

Deceiving Whore

that bitch said she had a jalapeno, what a deceiving whore
Deceiving Whore by SSwizzle July 7, 2011

Deceiving Slap 

When you lie, and make your love partener agree to take a shit. Little does he/she know while they are taking the shit which is on a toilet, you push down on them hard so they get wedged in the toilet seat. You proceed to slap them wiv your penis, or dildo, until both cheeks are sevearly bruised.
"Hello hunny, i fancy partaking in a weird sexual fantasy, will you go take a shit we can use later?".....

Slap, Slap, Slap

You have just recive a Deceiving Slap
Deceiving Slap by AndiRoo August 12, 2008

Deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅 

The deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅 was unbelievable she, had a cat ear headset up top and veryyyy short shorts down below