death by

commonly used to describe funny causes for death

example:
death by snu snu

by remark.us July 11, 2011

Death by 1000 meetings

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

by Max86 February 10, 2014

Death by Tchaikovsky

The act of making love while listening to the 1812 Overture. Starts slow but turns to an extreme showing of brute force which leads to your partner never being the same.

I was fuckin her the other night and the 1812 overture came on. It went from slow to death by Tchaikovsky. She couldn't walk right for a week.

by count6969 February 3, 2012

Death by Snu-Snu

Death by sex when the female is considerably larger than the male.

Futurama episode Amazon Women in Love.
Fembot sentence: "Death by Snu-Snu!!"

by AbaddonPR August 21, 2013

death by show business

cause of death attributed to the excesses of and fallout from fame...

Heaven is crowded with stars who succumbed to the temptations of celebrity and their death certificate confirms a death by show business.

by sheila in the car June 30, 2009

death by rabbits

A metaphorical expression describing any circumstance that just keeps growing in size or scope until it kills you.

His burgeoning gambling addiction was an unfortunate kind of death by rabbits type of thing.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

death by fox trot

That experience suffered when a rabid ballroom dance junkie goes to an event, and the band or DJ plays a disproportionately large number of slow fox trots to accommodate the septua- and octogenarians on the floor.

We drove two hours each to get to the dance, and had to endure four hours of death by fox trot.

by DrSamba December 6, 2007